If you’re saavy enough to be reading this awesome-sauce blog, you’re probably aware of #FirstWorldProblems, but you might not be aware of “Wisconsin problems”  (#WIProblems) because I just came with the hash tag. #WIProblems hasn’t made it big yet, but I’m confident that it will because I asked the Facebook fans of Wisconsinmade.com to share their favorite Wisconsin problems and there were 140 responses! 140 also happens to be the number of characters that you are allowed to use in a Twitter post. Coincidence? I think not! Tweet your favorites!

Here are a few problems that are unique to Wisconsin:

  1. My beer froze during the Packer game!
  2. I always have to explain what a cheese curd is and why they squeak.
  3. How do I turn my lawn mower into a snow thrower?
  4. So many good fish fry spots, so little Fridays!
  5. Shoveling a path to the grill to cook up some brats.
  6. Out of state bars don’t have brandy for my old fashioned!
  7. The bubbler isn’t working.
  8. It’s -20 degrees outside (or 3+ feet of snow) and school’s not canceled.
  9. Why is New Glarus beer only sold in Wisconsin?
  10. I’m late to work because I got stuck behind a tractor.
  11. I always have to explain what a butter burger is.
  12. Michigan gets mad at us when we say our state looks like a mitten.
  13. A Kringle has nothing to do with Santa Claus.
  14. It’s not “Wess-con-sin” it’s “Wis-con-sin” just like it’s spelled!
  15. Don’t call it ice cream, it’s frozen custard!
  16. I’m mad the price of fish fry went up by $1.
  17. How do you pronounce Eau Claire?
  18. Where is everyone? Why are the roads empty? Oh right, Packer game’s on.
  19. I’m trying to turn a corner and can’t see if any cars are coming because of the giant snow piles.
  20. It’s 40 degrees out! Where are my shorts?
  21. The lint catcher in the dryer is full of cardinal red (or Packer green) lint.
  22. You meet a nice person that you want to be friends with and you find out he/she is a Bears fan.
  23. There are more miles on my snow blower than my car.
  24. The plow truck plowed in my driveway with the heaviest snow ever.
  25. It just started snowing and I don’t want to go outside and shovel the driveway but I know if I don’t I will hate my life later.
  26. I need to be ready to leave for work 20 minutes early so I can clean the snow off and defrost my car.
  27. That one day in March when it’s kind of warm and you think winter is finally over, but NOPE!
  28. The air hurts my face.
  29. These Packer footie PJs are awesome, now why don’t they make them for adults?

What’s your favorite Wisconsin problem? Share it in the comments or on the Wisconsinmade.com Facebook page.

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